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justasplashaellz:

we to serendipitys yesterday ….FINALLY!

Bread on the floor in a steamy bag… #Sus (Taken with instagram)

Bread on the floor in a steamy bag… #Sus (Taken with instagram)

I found a place that sales bacon donuts in my hood!

I am such a fat girl at heart!

Teacher:Why did you not study?
Me:A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
whoisjasper:

l1ttleb3ar:

ticiabrown:

itsdamnfunny:

-makemesmile:

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…


oh shit lmao

Yoooooo he is ruthless lmao

lmao he look so funny, but scary. thanks for the nightmares. 


Lmao

whoisjasper:

l1ttleb3ar:

ticiabrown:

itsdamnfunny:

-makemesmile:

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

oh shit lmao

Yoooooo he is ruthless lmao

lmao he look so funny, but scary. 
thanks for the nightmares. 

Lmao

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dazeofthunder:

Wait til I get my EBT card

imma take care of the hood

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imcuteunot:

me callin out nicki minaj

hahaha

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wow Pusha just raped Drake

beatfor:

sharvondaphotog:

3rykahbadont:

wonderfullyhigh:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs 

hmm

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I truly have a shopping issue. Like, it’s not even funny or cute.

dazeofthunder:

Don’t cry Drake

dazeofthunder:

Don’t cry Drake

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Watching Arthur on your bitch ass #BOW (Taken with instagram)

Watching Arthur on your bitch ass #BOW (Taken with instagram)

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